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November 26, 2008

Thanksgiving Thought

Amy @ 6:10 pm

With the holiday here, I’m thankful for the strangers who’ve supported my goal, the friends and family who’ve always been there for me, and — most of all — I’m thankful that, since I’m single, nobody ever expects me to cook the turkey.  (Hopefully, my husband from the Super Bowl ad will know what to do with a baster.)

November 24, 2008

Pennies from Heaven (and Phoenix and Sheboygan)

Amy @ 5:30 pm

When I came up with the idea for the Copper Level of giving — for people who’d like to mail in a single penny — I was thinking that if each of the 300 million Americans contributed one cent, I’d have exactly the three million dollars I’d need to buy my Super Bowl spot.  What I didn’t count on was being so moved by the small donors and their stories that I’d want  to acknowledge each with a thank you card which, including the stamp, cost me seventy-two times the amount of the actual donation.

I’m paying for the thank-yous out of my own, non-Super Bowl money — so every penny gifted still goes toward my commercial or to the United Way if I don’t reach my goal — but somehow, the math of spending seventy-two cents (.30 for the card and .42 for the stamp) to thank someone for a one-cent gift makes sense to my heart, though I’m sure my accountant will freak.  That’d be like buying a round-trip ticket to Munich to go thank your friend Dieter for his gift of one iTunes download, or springing for a Harley just so you could ride to Chicago and tell a business contact,  “Bob, I really appreciated that fruitcake.”

But with Thanksgiving almost here — and with no email addresses for the mail-in supporters — how could I not acknowledge pennies so carefully taped to protective pieces of paper and notes such as, “I just lost my husband but will pray for you to find yours,” “This is all I can afford but I wish you luck,” or “I wanted to help even though my own Mr. Right is out of work.”  It’d be hard to be human and not write back to the cheerleaders who scribbled, “You go, girl!” “Can’t wait to see you on the Super Bowl!” or “Best of luck — we’ll be watching for you.”

If you were one of those people, keep an eye on your mailbox because the cards just went out and should be arriving shortly . . .

November 17, 2008

Valentine’s Day 2009

Amy @ 4:23 pm

With February 14th a couple of weeks after the big game, I’m hoping next Valentine’s Day will be a change from the usual, which goes like this: I enter the lobby of my apartment building to see the front desk completely covered with floral arrangements awaiting delivery.  I purposely stroll by in slow motion, hoping the guy at the desk will say, “Oh, you had some flowers delivered,” or even, “Someone dropped off chocolates for you.”  There was only one year when, after noticing me walking extra slowly, he finally had something to say.  He said,  “Hello, Miss. Borkowsky, did you hurt your foot?”

If he asks the same question this year, my heart is still hopeful I’ll be able to answer, “Yes, some drunken idiot girl in stiletto heels smashed my big toe when I was out dancing with the great guy I met from my Super Bowl ad.”

November 12, 2008

Awesome Aussies

Amy @ 3:28 pm

I’ve been hearing from a lot of great guys from Australia — even got an email from a Sidney in Syndney (what a confusing life he must lead) — but the thought of having to hop on a plane every time I forget my favorite bra or a scrunchie at my boyfriend’s place is a little discouraging. One guy sounded great, but when I emailed to ask what he was looking for in a wife, he wrote back, “A green card.” The search continues . . .

November 10, 2008

Professional Advice

Amy @ 7:22 pm

I consulted with my friend Paul, who works in investment banking, for his take on the odds of getting my Super Bowl funding from Wall Street backers. “You’re too high a risk,” he said. “If an investor throws money in, he’ll want something in return. And what’re you gonna give him– an email saying, ‘Thanks for helping some girl named Amy find a husband?’”

“I’ve already worked that out,” I told him. “For ten thousand dollars, they get an invitation to my wedding. For five thousand they get to come to a private screening of the wedding video, and for one thousand they get an autographed wedding portrait.”

Amy's parents (looking much happier than they did in divorce court ten years later)

Amy's parents (looking much happier than they did in divorce court ten years later)

“Look, if I were you, I’d give up on the three million,” Paul said. “Just try to raise one, and post a free ad on craigslist: ‘Marry me and get a million dollars’.”

Let’s hope I make headway finding a sponsor whose product or service will get real value from tying in with my husband hunt — like maybe an online dating service or some beverage company that wants their soda to be served at my wedding.

Because even I, the eternal optimist, am not confident anyone could find Mr. Right posting, “Marry me and get just over three grand.”

November 5, 2008

Rich Man’s Publicist

Amy @ 7:46 am

Wow, breezed past the three thousand dollar mark so fast I almost missed it. But with over 2.996 million dollars left to raise, who has time to do a victory dance? A few days ago I emailed the publicist for a very famous rich person who could potentially foot this whole bill — plus figured out an ingenious way that he could get value from every penny of his investment! — and I’m pleased to report that he’s considering my proposal.

That’s what I’m hoping, since nobody has gotten back to me with a “no.” In fact, nobody has gotten back to me at all, so today I’ll be calling the publicist to see what the hold-up is.

Trying to stay positive, I’ve made the ultimate demonstration of my faith that this whole plan will work: I gave Godaddy ten dollars and reserved SuperBowlMarriedGirl.com.