Wow, breezed past the three thousand dollar mark so fast I almost missed it. But with over 2.996 million dollars left to raise, who has time to do a victory dance? A few days ago I emailed the publicist for a very famous rich person who could potentially foot this whole bill — plus figured out an ingenious way that he could get value from every penny of his investment! — and I’m pleased to report that he’s considering my proposal.

That’s what I’m hoping, since nobody has gotten back to me with a “no.” In fact, nobody has gotten back to me at all, so today I’ll be calling the publicist to see what the hold-up is.

Trying to stay positive, I’ve made the ultimate demonstration of my faith that this whole plan will work: I gave Godaddy ten dollars and reserved SuperBowlMarriedGirl.com.