BREAKING NEWS: Just received an email from a bank manager who has offered what should be more than enough money to buy my commercial!

He wrote:. . .

“I am Suleman Muhamded and I have discovered an abandoned sum of USD$5.8million US dollars in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died in plane Crash never to live again.  Because we can’t release the money unless somebody applies for it as his next of Kin, please I want you to stand for me as his wife so that the Bank of Africa will transfer the fund into your account then I will come over to meet you in your country for my own share . . .”

Okay, just thought I’d tell you about this scam to break the tension as I wait for the funds to roll in to realize my dream of finding the love of my life with a Super Bowl commercial.

Amy Borkowsky Zahdudu, shown here at her wedding to Erhu Malatuti Zahdudu of Nigeria, grieves the loss of her beloved husband and prepares to collect $5.8 million.  “I am heartbroken,” she says. “I know Ehru would want me to be happy, so I plan to use his life savings to immediately advertise for a new husband on the Super Bowl.”

If you can refer any potential sponsors to this site, I’d truly appreciate it.   Either way, I wish you luck and love in 2009!