Saw on the news today that the controversy is growing over the lyrics “If you seek Amy” in  Britney Spears’ new song.  (Say “If you seek Amy” fast and you’ll understand what all debate is about.) Parents Television Council is now threatening to file indecency complaints with the FCC against stations that play the song.  If anyone from the FCC is reading this, please note:  Britney wrote the song to support my search for a husband, and timed its release to coincide with my Super Bowl campaign.  So go easy on her, okay?